Ok on one hand kill your lawn like absolutely. Fuck grass get rid of it grass sucks plant real plants.
On the other hand if you’re gonna replace it with a bunch of tiny plastic painted bright green that in no way shape or form looks or feels like grass what’s the point.
I have two wolves inside me and I don’t know which one to let out.
I don’t think there’s a single thing in the world that you should more clearly and openly hate than plastic lawns.