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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

It's routine

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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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  • darcy@sh.itjust.works
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    bro has never heard of reading the compiler error

    • UndefinedIsNotAFunction@programming.dev
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      When you’re in VSCode with 10 different red squiggles, who can be bothered?

      Edi: Also, OH MY GOD JUNIORS WHO WON’T JUST GOOGLE THE ERROR MESSAGE.

      • darcy@sh.itjust.works
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        vim supremecy

    • redempt@lemmy.world
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      man will never survive the rust programming language

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      I first started programming with TurboBasic which had the oh-so-amusing characteristic that you could have variable names of any length but the compiler only used the first two letters (and case-insensitive at that). So “DonutCount” and “DoobieCounter” actually referred to the same variable.

      Really good times trying to debug that kind of shit.

      • PoolloverNathan@programming.dev
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        I’m trying to write an intentionally bad programming language. Don’t give me ideas.

        • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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          Make sure you add a “Variant” type lol.

          • PoolloverNathan@programming.dev
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            It’s called a String.

            • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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              Oh you sweet summer child. The Variant type in VB was so much worse than just a String.

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                I’m just complaining since I have the fortune of using a language where everything is represented as a string.

                What is 3 + 5?

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                  35, naturally!

    • Klaymore@sh.itjust.works
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      Python issue

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    You all use notepad to code?

    • GigglyBobble@kbin.social
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      According to my recruiter, you code on a whiteboard.

    • JazzAlien@lemm.ee
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      These memes are made by first semester cs students

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        I was taught java my first semester. I certainly hope no schools teach dynamic languages in the first semester.

    • alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      I had to edit code on terminal using nano in production.

      • original_ish_name@lemm.ee
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        Use the great vim, install a linter plugin if you need one

      • 257m@lemmy.ml
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        Why not just use vim? It’s preinstalled.

        • alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          Not inside a docker container.

          • 257m@lemmy.ml
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            Oh.

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      I used to write websites with Notepad. The upside is that you really had to learn HTML to do it; the downside is that it proves to the world that you’re a fucking lunatic.

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    Missed an exclamation mark (as in negation) would be better and happens to anyone.

    • hstde@feddit.de
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      Or using < instead of <= or >

    • LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works
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      Something is either true or false, I would expect to have at least 50% of a chance to get it right on the first try. Nah, I fail to implement it three times because my brain went on vacation without telling me.

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    Needs more jpeg!

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