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dazzledbeans @lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Maintenance trusted me bro.

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Maintenance trusted me bro.

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dazzledbeans @lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Etterra@lemmy.world
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    Hello France? The American people here. We’d like to request an order for, oh, say, 50,000 units? That ought to be enough to get started.

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      Thing one: You don’t need 50, 000 start with 50 and make people share.

      Thing two: Give the American People guillotines and they’ll completely miss the point and do the McCarthy witch-hunts again.

      • Hyperdinobeast@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        We just have to genocide one more minority group and your quality of life will improve, trust me bro

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          I heard the Irish are still here and are the problem. We just need to go back to the original scapegoat and eliminate it as the source.

        • Etterra@lemmy.world
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          Politicians are a minority group.

      • Etterra@lemmy.world
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        Have you been to America? This place is freaking huge and we’re absolutely saturated with politicians. We’ll need 50,000 just to get started because those things weigh a ton.

        • Spendrill@lemm.ee
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          Might I suggest installing them in state capitals then? Tends to be where the worst infestations are.

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        Robespierre has entered the chat.

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  • Blinky@lemmy.world
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    I wonder who that’s for

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      Ask not for whom the guillotines, it tines for thee.

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    It’s probably for a noble cause

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    deleted by creator

    • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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      Probably a non-functional model where the blade is screwed tight at that position 🤔

      • Schlemmy@lemmy.ml
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        There are supposed to be only a few working guillotines in France but they allegedly lie in a museum cellar somewhere.

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    any day now…

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    Y’all got anymore of that routine maintenance? We need some.

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    Getting ready…

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