ARLINGTON, VA—In a high-level alert that revealed a geo-political rival of the United States could soon become the first nation capable of wielding the most powerful force in the universe, the Pentagon warned Friday that China was actively developing love, the greatest weapon of all. The alert, issued to the American public and top U.S. […]
“This concept of “Wuv” confuses, and infuriates us!”
Humans are so primitive. My wife could take over this planet with one tentacle tied behind her back!
That’s because you’re all modern in your ad hoc relationships. “Mawwige,” as we all know, “is what bwings us togever.”