ekZepp@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-29 months ago"Fuck No" Rulelemmy.worldimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up110arrow-down1image"Fuck No" Rulelemmy.worldekZepp@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-29 months agomessage-square9fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoi want a “saving the world” movie where the sole reason the team is able to do it is because everyone else is a horror movie moron and the protagonists tell them to stop doing stupid shit.
minus-squareCptEnder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months ago“I think he’s a serial killer! He’s waiting outside to catch us!” “Ok call 911, lock the doors.” “We don’t have service!” “Ok use 911 over WiFi” “They’ll never get here in time, were in the middle of nowhere” Texts geolocation of serial killer to police FBI easily arrests meat face man who only move at a walking pace
i want a “saving the world” movie where the sole reason the team is able to do it is because everyone else is a horror movie moron and the protagonists tell them to stop doing stupid shit.
“I think he’s a serial killer! He’s waiting outside to catch us!”
“Ok call 911, lock the doors.”
“We don’t have service!”
“Ok use 911 over WiFi”
“They’ll never get here in time, were in the middle of nowhere”
Texts geolocation of serial killer to police
FBI easily arrests meat face man who only move at a walking pace