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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago

Nyah, give us the truck, see? fedoras gangsterly

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Nyah, give us the truck, see? fedoras gangsterly

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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago
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    The Cybertruck will protect you from most muzzleloader fire, but watch out for the enemy 12-pounders

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      The cybertruck will stop enemy crossbow bolts but beware the arquebusiers

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        You really think it could stop a crossbow bolt? Like from a war crossbow armed with an armor piercing spike?

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          No way lmao

          Rotating the image of Elon getting domed by a war crossbow through the window of a Cybertruck in my mind palace rn tho, absolutely sensational

          🏹 libertarian-approaching

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            I couldn’t find an actual picture of him sitting in a cyber truck.

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              “target acquired”

              “weapons free”

              libertarian-approaching garcia-cock-shotty

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                (in Minecraft, parody, parody, facetious, pls don’t visit me DHS/FBI, I am but a lowly sloven LocalOaf)

                minecraft fedposting

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        Okay, now I have to write some kinda music thing titled “Beware the Arquebusiers”

        maxwell-party

        I need a genre, an instrument that you want to carry the melody, and some kinda lyrical angle or hook or something

        I’m thinking dbeat? Black metal? Crust? Guitar driven probably?

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          Some medieval ish crusty stuff like Barrow Wright or Weald & Woe

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            GOOD rec

            Checking them out

            I was kinda thinking of like, The Secret or Young & In The Way (fuck their bassist though, don’t support them financially)

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              Hell yeah there’s a few of us crust-enjoyers on here

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            How the hell have I not listened to Barrow Wight yet? I just assumed it was a black metal band!

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              Enjoy! Also try Bretwaldas of Heathen Doom. A little Maiden, a little Amebix, a little medival aesthetics.

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                Okay. Barrow Wight hit things well and it helps I’m a huge Tolkien geek, but when crust gets too far down that metal road I start to lose interest. I’ll check em out but I do know Barrow Wight is succeeding at something I’m normally not into. My taste in stenchcore is refined and snobby as hell.

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                  Yeah, i think you’ll probably like BHD more than youd guess going into it, but you might not be as enthusiastic as BW. I like a little more metal in my crust, the Prophecy of Doom LP is something that’s created an itch that nothing else I’ve heard has seemed to scratch. I don’t even like death metal that much, but the older, slower style blended with punk they do hits it for me. Can’t get into neocrust myself, so I get what you’re saying with having specific taste.

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                    Usually if there’s any sort of mideval or fantasy element that’s up front it’s Bolt Thrower worship, and I am also not a death metal and although Bolt Thrower is a huge exception, it ain’t crust. Prophesy of Doom fucking rips tho. Dirty before heavy folks

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