hashtag resistance libs dusting off the pussy hat.
Trump will hear the kazoos, turn to his assistant, and ask “wait, I’m stars war?”. At that moment he will resign and take Jimmy Carter’s place in the pantheon of wholesomeness.
Tommy’s eyes widen as he slowly lowers the drinky from his lips
“this… is … heckin amazeballs!”
Nance is a natsec guy and to build up his natsec cred with flag-waving he joined the Ukrainian Foreign Legion.
2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine
On April 18, 2022, Nance revealed that he had joined the Ukrainian Foreign Legion in March 2022. In an interview with Michael Harriot of The Guardian, Nance alluded to African-American military aviator Eugene Bullard’s service in the French Foreign Legion to his service in Ukraine, hoping to inspire “African Americans and young Americans who have been in the military” and describing the International Legion as “the pantheon of the defense of democracy in the defense of Ukraine”.
god I’m so fuckin sick of libs
the world is burning down around you and you’re aggressively playing a kazoo at the people denying your mom a hospital bed while she dies of cancer
useless fucking shitlords
The same song that half of them walked down the aisle to at their “quirky” wedding.
This image has sent me spinning
don’t even THINk about
So many hidden resistance messages
Also hand out flyers of the
Pied Piper memo so every knows who is responsible for 
Never seen this before this is wild lol. Gonna go find the whole thing
Edit: these are the biggest nerds in the history of civilization.
“Operationalizing the Strategy”
Pied Piper Candidates
Holy shit this writing is
incarnateLiberal politicians really did drink their own “moderates always win” kool aid
Let’s imagine thousands of people show up and start playing the imperial march on kazoos. It’s going to sound like the lamest vuvuzelas and it’s just going to be a single drowning note.
Orchestra conductors exist for a reason.
holds up spork
The first two things they should already be doing all the time. It would actually be funny if there was a way to make the inauguration crowd small af, but funny is all it would be. The kazoo bit makes my whole body hurt just reading it
The kazoo bit makes my whole body hurt just reading it
ok but consider this: What if we convinced the actual inauguration crowd to play the star spangled banner on kazoo during the inauguration, and kept it going as a tradition. Every future president starting their term to an off tune buzzing that’s meant to be patriotic.
That is no different from any “patriotic” tradition when looked from outside.
if you like your twitter handle uhhh you can keep it
So this is the libs’ version of a protracted people’s war against a hostile government. Neat.
I’m mad as heck about this fascism stuff but I’m a goofy goober
I thought there would be a lib January 6th, but they’ve found a way to be even more lame.
We’ve tried nothing, and we’re out of ideas.
