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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    UnitedHealth group is hamas

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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      All we have to do is convince Israel that corporate healthcare is Hamas.

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        They already bomb hospitals.

        • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            More like 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🚐💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🚐💀💀💀👶👶💀💀💀💀💀

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      I haven’t heard of them condemning hamas, so yeah 100% hamas

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    The president can only pardon federal crimes, murder is handled by state law.

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      Could have told the FBI to not bother looking.

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        He was snitched on

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      How does that thing work btw? Murder is a federal crime as well no? And I remember reading trump’s administration executed bunch of people for murders

      Sorry for being dumb europoor

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        The fifth amendment blocks prosecuting people multiple times for the same crime, so state and federal laws are limited to their own jurisdictions. If they’re in state jurisdiction, the state law applies and federal does not. Federal jurisdiction is limited to edge cases like Washington DC, national parks, coastal waters, etc. or crimes that involve crossing state lines.

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          crimes that involve crossing state lines.

          Well he did just that. He’s currently in Pennsylvania fighting extradition to New York. Plus he apparently lives in Honolulu, from which he traveled to the “bean counter conference” he knew Thompson would be at.

          That sounds federal enough to me.

          Too bad that the current president considers institutions and norms much more important than the health and happiness of regular people and the incoming one is enthusiastically in favor of and a perpatrator of predatory corporate practices, making the chances of a pardon from either of them literally nonexistent.

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            Crimes crossing state lines means he would have to kill someone in a different state as well. Committing a crime in one state and then just fleeing to another doesn’t make the case federal.

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              What if he planned it in one state and carried it out in another? Would that count?

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          So Texas can just implement the purge legally?

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          Getting tried for the same crime twice is Bullshit.

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      He crossed state lines to commit a crime that could be classified as terrorism.

      Sounds like a federal case to me!

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      Depends on how officially he’s pardoning him

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    This could work

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    Or we convince him that it will improve his approval ratings for the election in November, and hope he truly DOES have dementia. Maybe he won’t realize it’s December? Maybe he forgot he’s not running for a 2nd term?

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    Or convince him he’s rich, I guess. He just pardoned a bunch of rich despicable people.

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    An Irish man would never love a son named Luigi

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      Convince him he’s Italian

      🇮🇹 🇮🇪

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