Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agoOh, they got literally nothing on this guyhexbear.netimagemessage-square113fedilinkarrow-up1241arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1240arrow-down1imageOh, they got literally nothing on this guyhexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square113fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareaxont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up96·5 months agoAI has determined the culprit is a statue of Jesus with abs and 14 fingers riding a school bus made of American flags
minus-squareComrade_Mushroom [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·edit-25 months agoAI has also identified a previously unknown accomplice who appears to be a crying baby fused to the front of the school bus.
minus-squareProgAimerGirl [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·5 months agoreports are trickling in that the crying baby was holding a fistful of crumpled boarding passes printed in Cyrillic
minus-squareMayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·5 months agoThis just in: We have deciphered part of the boarding pass. The shooter’s destination is RASSSSSSL1.A
AI has determined the culprit is a statue of Jesus with abs and 14 fingers riding a school bus made of American flags
AI has also identified a previously unknown accomplice who appears to be a crying baby fused to the front of the school bus.
reports are trickling in that the crying baby was holding a fistful of crumpled boarding passes printed in Cyrillic
This just in: We have deciphered part of the boarding pass. The shooter’s destination is RASSSSSSL1.A