honestly it’s barely even contemptibly ghoulish, just mind-nummingly inept ‘journalism’. a silly small-sample survey, half-remembered items from the last time she grocery shopped, & a text to the coffee boy. i’ve done more research for a book report lmao

Wow, finally one of these generalizations about our generation that applies to me

I’ve been spending most of my money on groceries for well over a decade now so I feel pretty called out

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water.