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Oiconomia@feddit.de to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Who said mitch doesn't snort high quality blow of 2 Mexican hookers asscheeks on the hotel next to taco bell every tuesday afternoon?

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Who said mitch doesn't snort high quality blow of 2 Mexican hookers asscheeks on the hotel next to taco bell every tuesday afternoon?

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Oiconomia@feddit.de to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world
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    Willie Nelson has been smoking pot for longer than most of us have been alive, including on top of the White House with Jimmy Carter’s son, he’s also outlived many many cigarette smokers and alcoholics.

    Mitch McConnell is still going to outlive most of us, because tortoises have a long lifespan, we just need to flip him on his back or drop him into some deep water.

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      Mitch will never die, he will just shed his ghoulish outer layer and continue to exist in the shadow realm as a wraith

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        Mitch is a mindflayer that’s been ousted by the elder brain. At this point he’s so weak it’s hard to keep his bowels intact while he keeps his disguise up

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          Keith Richards better watch his back cuz that strigoi is cumming for his liver, just you wait

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            And then trump the solamith and the shapechanger desantis are coming to clean up the rest

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        Mitch is a psychic vampire, this is how it would go.

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=xZt7vt92mqE&

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

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          Spoiler warning! I’m not there yet

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      Evil assholes full of hate live forever. Ask Kissinger and Murdoch.

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        The good die young because we’re all so fUCKING STRESSED OUT ALL THE TIME

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      I know a submarine company that might help with deep water bit

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