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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    And fuckable.

    • atocci@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      Opens comments section

      Closes comments section

      • crawancon@lemm.ee
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        7 months ago

        I think there’s a gap there to fuck.

        • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          7 months ago

          At least two.

          Source: i used to put the damn things on skewers and put them in the oven.

    • I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      Do you have to remove the suppository first?

  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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    These grocery store ads are getting weird.

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    7 months ago

    👆 This is vore.

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    Probably not good.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/19-year-old-walmart-employee-found-dead-store-walk-oven-canada-rcna176768

    • TinyShonk@lemmy.world
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      Well the post said the warmer, not the oven.

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        7 months ago

        It also said cooked to perfection

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          deleted by creator

        • TinyShonk@lemmy.world
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          As in cooked and then waiting in the warmer until someone buys it. Why would you leave it in the oven, you would have to lower the temperature way down to keep it from burning and be unable to cook more until they’re all gone.

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    Seems too good to be true. Like you’re about to be ripped to shreds and have your whole world turned to shit.

  • KuroiKaze@lemmy.world
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    …And just moments away from a lady taking me to her place and shoving her hands in me while she wraps her mouth around my ample dripping meat. Sign me up.

  • nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This is a good exercise. Do cows used for veal next

  • NorthWestWind@lemmy.world
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    … And super dry. No thank you

  • TORFdot0@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    I think the dead part means it doesn’t feel at all

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    no joke yesterday I was watching an interview with a guy that has some kind of mutation and he has very low IQ. He was super happy! I was so envious!

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      Was he running for president?

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      We know how to lower our own IQs, if you really want. Alcohol, inhalants, poor sleep, and head injuries

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    “Cooked to perfection?”…if you enjoy hours-roasted microplastics, sure.

    EDIT: Ever wondered why your costco chicken tastes like a boat load of chemicals? Check out the wrapper it was baking in under a heat lamp.

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