“Never half-ass two things. Just whole-ass one thing.” - Ron Swanson

This post gave me the giggles.

I remember the words from someone else’s dream. My boyfriend was talking in his sleep and mumbled “sir, put your penis AWAY.”

He dreamt he was a cop dealing with a flasher.

A need is a responsibility.

I just saw a vid about this. How Employers Spy on You Undetected.

I love how wholesome this is.

The controlling men in this scenario are the 8 bastards in Brooklyn known as The Governing Body who make up these rules and dictate whether a person will lose their entire family and or social/support network for failing to obey them.

I only imagine dragons.

I know my pussy is satisfied.

Sounds like a Blondie song.

You just reminded me to add the liquor store to my errand list, thank you.

Yeah i’mma need one too

It never occurred to me I could just buy my own in lieu of the weekly trips to auto zone. Do you have any brand recommendations (only what to stay away from)?

I feel like flying would be very tiring. I’ll take teleportation.

Read some reviews first. It’s a lot more hopeful and pleasant than The Road.

Probably because that’s where he skinned and cleaned the hamster.

Back when i had a job that made me enough money to share some, I was part of a reparations Facebook group. Black folks could post what they need and white folks could fulfill requests.

This is not the correct answer to this question, but it’s a related microagression I was thinking about this morning: every man I’ve dated has had a favorite book that I absolutely had to read. Not a single one of them read a book I wanted them to.

I just ordered bras. Also going to try out some of my strap-based physical therapy exercises at home.

Start painting immediately.