unalivejoy

I will assume this is just the password they use in development. But they should probably be using pglite.

Modern JavaScript has come a long way.

This can be fixed by switching from npm to pnpm or bun. They use hard links and a package cache.

As long as you didn’t go swimming in the Seine.

Why did I read this in an Indian accent?

I was in Paris for a week back in April and the only thing that helped me was taking a ducolax

tbf, drinking the water in Paris is probably what gave you constipation.

Obviously it’s the fact checkers who are wrong /s

Goblin bofa deez

It’s going to eventually lead to divorce.

In celebration, we can mourn lemm.ee

Good news! It’s a suppository.

Why do the appeal courts sound like “mom said no, so I’m going to ask dad”?

Android started out as a framework for blackberry. So probably we’d all be using blackberries.

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Results may vary

If you only ever call people by their family name, not only is it a sign of respect, you’ll never accidentally dead-name anyone. (Note: results may vary for cases of maiden/pre-married names)

Sisko: I am a war criminal and would do it all over again.

Kill him with butter.

Invincible VS Daddy Issues