Mom? Is that you again?? 😞

👀

Horrible

Thank you! 🙏

Abuse is abuse, even if she says she loves you. A healthy relationship never draws blood 💓

We at Cat Inc. categorically refute these findings 😡

Greedy cunts, the lot of them

Satan sounds like my kind of guy 🥳

How do you pronounce that? English is not my first language. Sory foor bat English!

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Agreed

You need meds, or stop doing drugs

Bubba from Bubba’s Shrimp? Fitting…

Frack off, fracking murderers

Lies!!

You love the warm flames too? 😍

It couldn’t! It would be impossible

Yes mister President, sir. So you don’t need to worry, sir 👍

And soon-ish you’ll be spinach too 😢

Make it law! No Trump signs anywhere!