Ok but the 2016 Ghostbusters was accused of being the fall of western civilization by the alt right. That thing lives rent free in their heads.

That’s what Netflix was originally.

I would straight-up support them ceasing the production of physical media if they were distributing digital media as DRM free, but unfortunately, that’s antithetical to their goals.

And at work, you give yourself an A and go for a C.

“They won’t take late work”

The toilet

Because at least I’m not graduating high school with a.butt full of poop.

Step down, old guard

Who needs green energy when we have a green reflecting pool?

Word to the wise: if you work extra hours and weekends to prevent a layoff, you are on a sinking ship using a shot glass to keep water out. Let the ship sink.

Haunted houses are old. There’s no way McMansions will last long enough for ghosts to sprout.

Be warned. It’s a productivity sink. I had to block it because it was too distracting.

MLK was assassinated by the government

He didn’t want to be president. He just wanted to be popular.

He’s fallen pretty far from playing Jeff Bezos on Gumball.

The town also has gay liberals.

If they can’t change themselves, you can’t change them either.

Or you think it’s divorced dad rock and it’s actually about the devil