Admittedly, I don’t know much about modern speedboats, but the full flip probably saved their lives. In the old days, flipping onto your head at damn near 200 mph was certain death.

It happened to me today. “We want your feedback on Outlook predictive text!”. Well, it couldn’t predict that I wanted it to fuck off, could it?

I looked for the link to The Onion. I think I audibly sighed when I didn’t find it.

…says the most litigious fucker ever.

Start to worry if Kid Rock starts cancelling tour dates.

Because it was safe and stable with a history of being safe and stable. It was easy to lose that reputation, and it will be difficult to get it back.

Cinderelladonkadonk.

At this rate he might get a deferred sentence and stern warning before I’m relocated to a re-education camp!

I think I’m going to get the $30 1-year ESU and kick that can down the road. I need to run windows-only software and I can’t upgrade because of my processor. Maybe in a year’s time I’ll be ready for a new build.

I was one of the American military who had access to classified information. I knew better than this. I’ve worked with enlisted members as young as 19 or 20 years old who knew better than this. When the head of the DoD, the National Security Advisor, Director of the CIA, the Vice President, and the Director of National Intelligence do this, it’s not because they don’t know better. It’s because they’re trying to hide their communications in violation of the Presidential Records Act, and they know full well what they’re doing is wrong. ETA: And they also compromised a military operation putting the lives of American soldiers at risk, which would land me or any of my enlisted colleagues in Fort Leavenworth for an extended stay, so there’s that.

That was my first thought. I’m glad to see that the horseshoe up Trump’s ass doesn’t have unlimited uses.

“Please write your name and occupation.”

Hugh Jackman

Hugh Jackman

Got it, thanks!

I appreciate the offer, but I feel I should tell you that I’m not a very active community member on Mastadon. It’s mostly just doomscrolling and the occasional boost for me. I won’t be offended if you want to use your invites to recruit more active members.

Thanks. I just found out my instance is shutting down in May, so I’ll have to find a new one soon.

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Enshittification has ruined everything.

It’s a three-man job to fuck an ostrich.

I don’t think we need to invite them, though.