Been there. Where’s the fucking sniper/heals/tank?

Don’t forget the brassicas too

Romney only did it for the clout. He knew there wouldn’t be enough votes for the impeachment.

Shut the fuck up Romney. No one gives a shit what you say, you enable his bullshit.

Maybe I should turn automatic updates off.

Maybe, but just maybe she kills a bunch of Republicans with COVID. A net positive for society if that happened.

“What the fuck” -Jesus Christ

One day someone is going to open their dryer and all their laundry is going to land perfectly folded based on that same theory. Maybe it is possible, but incredibly unlikely and even if it did happen you’d probably miss that particular revolution of the dryer.

My grandma would be super disappointed to find out Judge Judy was a piece of crap Republican. Wapner was better anyway.

Trump’s picture has been my mnemonic for dysarthria which is a bit more of a precise term for what we’re talking about.

Who is running this government? All these calls for people to be locked up, but no action whatsoever. Do your fucking job, you are the law, arrest them and put them in front of a judge and jury.

Oh, we care now that it was a US citizen? What about all those women and children? Literally thousands of them killed.

I’m voting for Collin Allred, I’m just one vote though.

They’re in your care though, you need to CYA and be able to document if they took their medication at the correct time.

What if they hoard the meds and then take them all at once?

You don’t have to live up to Hollywood standards, you just have to stop holding everyone else up to Hollywood standards. Just look at day time talk shows, those people have no problem finding a partner, and the only reason they end up on those shows is because they have no sense of shame.