every day that nobody kills him i’m baffled

oh no shit, the oil empire isn’t going to give up doing eco murder?

Old White Man has Access to Healthcare, Free Time

idf brain

definitely Cyclospora Minus One

after Taco Bell poisoned me i took half a Z-pack, used only Triclosan handwash, washed my body with selenium sulfide and ketoconazole while relieving myself in the river

figure the six or seven times i managed it should catch on SOMEWHERE for the lulz

honestly i think we should disturb and rebury nazis like once a week? mix and match their parts? shame their living relatives a little, as a treat?

They do this shit and then they base their entire regional logistics on like 3 unguarded railways

if I wanted to hear from Fortune dot com or an American politician, I’d just drink fucking gasoline

also Ernest Scared Stupid

yeah the more i thought about it the more i was like “when would she have had time?”

can’t think of a point that she wasn’t on some show, she was on Cartoon Network all the time during Voyager

was Eartha Kitt really never on a trek?

this is by an insta addict so you can safely skip

publishing cope like this is so sad

lol same

cept we all got on health kicks in our 40s now we only have two dad bod boys

seconded

Good luck bro

Absolutely a goo

I wish she’d stop trying to lose so aggressively.

when Turtle Island is reclaimed, we have to make sure this history is avenged really explicitly

you’re missing love bite, love rabbit-kick, affection 5-hit combo, walk away