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dohpaz42@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

Your Satisfaction is Our Priority.

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Your Satisfaction is Our Priority.

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dohpaz42@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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    Snopes labeled - Satire

    False news, events and information for Kenosha Wisconsin and the surrounding area. THIS IS NOT REAL

    Still funny though

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      It‘s also written in the profile picture of the account :)

    • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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      Stop up voting this its funnyer when people think its real

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    9 months ago

    #theyknew

  • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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    Viral marketing at it’s best. I’m not even sure where that is but I wanna show them my hole so it can be serviced promptly.

    • Cort@lemmy.world
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      Warning: sending a photo of your butthole could result in serious rectal burns after the city of Kenosha sends someone to fill your ass with hot asphalt

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        Don’t threaten me with a good time

    • Owl@mander.xyz
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      Look a their pfp

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    deleted by creator

    • ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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      The profile picture says “We’re Fake News” on it. It’s almost certainly a parody account.

  • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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    Can one sign up to be a hole filler or is a qualification in satisfactory hole filling required.

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      I think you need an appropriately large tool.

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    Wow, the city of Kenosha, leave some holes for us please.

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    The stories from Kenosha and Racine are in a league of their own.

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      the news around here is mostly “Man charged with 4th DUI…”. i think the highest i’ve seen is 12th

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        Part of that is OWIs weren’t initially categorized as criminal offenses but purely traffic offenses, so people didnt face any significant jail time to detox and potentially realize their need to break the addiction

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    This is why I pay taxes! Kenosha, please send as many hole-fillers as you can spare

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    I can’t tell if this was intended to be funny or not

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      The profile picture says “We’re Fake News” on it.

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    Fuck, this is hilarious.

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    Giggidy

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