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Interspecies sex is what got you into this minotaur mess. It isn’t how you will get out of it.
Clearly you’ve never actually met a bard before. Haven’t you ever wondered where half orcs come from? It’s bards, always bards. Every. Single. Goddamn. Time.
I’m not so sure about that. If a mermaid and a centaur had a baby, there’s a chance they’d give birth to a regular dude. Perhaps we’re just not breeding minotaurs with the right things. Someone install Cloud Meadow and get back to me.
Looks luke someone doesn’t know about the sea cow, better known as the manatee
They will Lay your Minotaur
Will they bring glory to me and my house?
They will have sex with your house
