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nifty@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 months ago

Ironing rule

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Ironing rule

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nifty@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 months ago
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  • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world
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    Broke: ironing your husband’s clothes and not being a muscle mommy because society 🤮

    Woke: only ironing your own clothes and getting swole because you want to 💪

    Ascended: not ironing clothes or lifting because you love being lazy 😴

    • nifty@lemmy.worldOP
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      Preach it, I’d come to your sermons

      • diskmaster23@lemmy.one
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        Yeah, where is that OnlyFans?

  • booly@sh.itjust.works
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    All women should be cleaning regularly. Power clean, hang clean, full clean, doesn’t matter.

  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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    Now make one with a man fucking a clothes iron for a play on, “pumping iron”.

    • tb_@lemmy.world
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      Third degree burns

      • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        -2nd degree burns

  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    do you even iron?

  • Reddit is better.@dormi.zone
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    That’s not how English works.

    • nifty@lemmy.worldOP
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      I am not going to argue with a meme, are you? Actually, please do 🍿

      • Reddit is better.@dormi.zone
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        I’m not arguing with a meme; I’m pointing out how the joke fails on a fundamental level because the creator couldn’t master basic English. You go ahead and try to be clever with your sarcastic quips.

        • polonius-rex@kbin.run
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          i don’t know, chum, it looks like you’re arguing with it 🍿

          • Reddit is better.@dormi.zone
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            And you are a weak troll Get a life, kid.

            • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world
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              They’re the troll???

            • Master@lemm.ee
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              Or, you know, you could just fuck off out of the thread.

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        • nifty@lemmy.worldOP
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          Lemmy has people on it from all around the world, so not just people with English as native tongues

          Besides that, we’re all just shit posting here so whatever 🤷‍♀️

          • 1ostA5tro6yne@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            native english speaker here, the joke comes across fine and I literally laughed out loud. people who try to police words/grammar/humor like the guy you’re replying to are pathetic losers and nobody likes them. keep making funnies in my language and i’ll keep laughing and upvoting them!

        • Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          sorry, have you mastered basic english? do you make sure you speak with perfect grammar and spelling even in informal contexts? if anything, it would be incorrect to use formal language in such an informal application as a meme

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              lmao you were the one freaking out about words, now we know theyre an impertinent troll

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                whine about literacy

                proceed to call two sentences “a lot of words” and pretend it’s a lot to read

                this guy desperately making an asshole of himself trying to troll people is funnier than the meme

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              the joke is the guy bitching about illiteracy thinks 40 words is too much to read

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          linguistic prescriptivism is for weird losers bent on controlling others’ thoughts. the joke is fine, i think you’re upset about something else here.

          • Reddit is better.@dormi.zone
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            I think you see people piling on me and you wanna get a free jab in.

            • 1ostA5tro6yne@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              i think you’re just salty that your inbox blew up with people telling you what an idiotic blowhard you sound like

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