dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agoUsing a notification badge to make me look at an ad should be a felonymessage-squaremessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1309arrow-down113
arrow-up1296arrow-down1message-squareUsing a notification badge to make me look at an ad should be a felonydmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square44fedilink
minus-squareapplepie@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down13·1 year agoEasy solution don’t install spyware and malware on your phone. Use web apps if you really have to use that trash. Vote with you fucking feet jfc
minus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoInstructions unclear, my foot is now stuck in a vacuum cleaner
minus-squareapplepie@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoTake a his res photo of your buthole and upload into your vacuum app so ww can verify you are an authorized owner so we can release your foot. Thank you for your cooperation peasants!
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoWhat about a her res photo?
minus-squareFubber Nuckin'@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoI’m stuck at step zero: getting a phone that’s mine
minus-squareapplepie@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agopixel with grapheneOS will get you as close to that as possible practically.
Easy solution don’t install spyware and malware on your phone. Use web apps if you really have to use that trash.
Vote with you fucking feet jfc
Instructions unclear, my foot is now stuck in a vacuum cleaner
Take a his res photo of your buthole and upload into your vacuum app so ww can verify you are an authorized owner so we can release your foot. Thank you for your cooperation peasants!
What about a her res photo?
high*
I’m stuck at step zero: getting a phone that’s mine
pixel with grapheneOS will get you as close to that as possible practically.