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alphacyberranger@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years ago

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alphacyberranger@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • lando55@lemmy.world
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    Troubleshooting checklist:

    1. DNS
    2. Fuck if I know
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      It’s always DNS

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        A haiku about DNS

        It’s not DNS There’s no way it’s DNS It was DNS

    • Technoguyfication@lemmy.ml
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      Or as I’ve discovered recently while troubleshooting local infrastructure, the ARP table. Essentially the DNS of IP addressing

    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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      Restarting a server or booting a new instance has been my solution for years.

  • Xylight (Photon dev)@lemmy.xylight.dev
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    Honestly I get more angry when it’s my own site because then I have to fix it :P

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      On the contrary I get less angry when it’s my own site because I usually have at least some idea of what could have gone wrong

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  • WtfEvenIsExistence3️@reddthat.com
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    Website down? Watch me travel into another one of the many universe instances of the multiverse fediverse.

  • amanaftermidnight@lemmy.world
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    People: “Please get this thing to work, my work/life depends on it!”
    Me: “There are people whose work/life depend on my jank code/website?”

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      Their life depends on it until it’s lunchtime. Then it doesn’t matter anymore. But woe to you if it’s not fixed when they’re back!

  • bleistift2@feddit.de
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    “Don’t these guys have a test suite⁈”

    • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun
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      It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem, it’s me.

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      Is that a fancy word for prod?

  • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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    Frontend developer: Listen I make pretty websites. This is a backend problem

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      Backend developer: the buttons disappear only on smaller screens - looks like a frontend problem.

  • EatMyDick@lemmy.world
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    If you work somewhere that actually makes money it’s very much like the first.

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    Can confirm. Sauce: Posting from my instance, it was down yesterday.

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    So I wanna a report on performance.

    Sir this is one endpoint with no batch capabilities of which I have no access to change. There is no “performance”

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