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Renegade_roosteR@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

general gao chicken, pork fried rice, egg roll and a fortune cookie

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general gao chicken, pork fried rice, egg roll and a fortune cookie

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Renegade_roosteR@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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    Learn to cook. You can get fat much cheaper that way.

    • Renegade_roosteR@lemmy.worldOP
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      .

      • Jimbo@yiffit.net
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        mostly big pots of chicken and rice or bolognese sauce.

        You drink big pots of bolognese sauce?

        • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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          He just has chickens with varriable resistance.

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      Do tell

      If I could make food that can make me gain weight for a reasonable price and not be bland I’d be pretty happy

      • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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        1. Chicken stock: rotisserie chicken + like $5 worth of veg makes you like two gallons of it

        2. Congee: boil rice in chicken stock until it’s a porridge consistency, add eggs, chicken, veg, whatever. Absolutely delicious and a thousand calorie serving costs like $3.

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        Just add some MSG

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          I assume you mean to add MSG to bland food to make it taste better, and not that MSG somehow makes you gain weight?

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            Tastier food->bigger appetite->bigger weight

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      if i knew how to cook id be 500 pounds. i have to nerf myself

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    I saw this meme in bed before bed. I went downstairs to eat fruit snacks. I’m back in bed now. :)

    • Renegade_roosteR@lemmy.worldOP
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      .!

      • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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        Brb putting fruit snacks on ice cream

      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        Vanilla ice cream with peanut butter and jelly.

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    Is there a source for this picture without the text?

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      deleted by creator

      • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com
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        Thanks, friend 💖

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        If this cat is not named Garfield…

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    Is General Gao related to General Tsao? Or are they rivals? Perhaps they have a business consortium with Colonel Sanders in the chicken game?

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    Fuck you, it’s not every day!

    Yesterday I had pizza. 😐

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        The diet of champions!

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