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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Ahh...yes...new "code-free" framework

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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    Uh… calling .exe cross platform is a choice.

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      Cross platform! You know, accessible across all our platforms

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        Universal Windows Platform apps: sweats nervously

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      Well, .exes run on at least two major operating systems!

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        Windoze 10 and 11?

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        Provided you’ve managed to configure your AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS in such a way that you have enough base memory available to run it.

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      wine

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    I’m sorry what?

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      For those not in the loop: https://programming.dev/post/10307658

      I am new to GitHub and I have lots to say

      I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation

      WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don’t understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

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        Heheheheheheh this is pretty funny then

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        Damn you got me, had already forgot about that

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    Ape, Actually Portable Executable

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      Lmao 😂

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      Neat idea but it needs the ape loader to be installed.

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        It comes with the launcher embedded.

        Now you may be asking, what happens if the APE loader isn’t installed on my system? In that case, it’ll try to dd the 4kb copy of the APE loader that’s embedded within the host executable, out to the safest folder that’s guaranteed to work, namely ${TMPDIR:-${HOME:-.}}/.ape. If your operating system defines the POSIX-specified $TMPDIR variable, then the ape loader will become $TMPDIR/.ape. Otherwise if $HOME is defined, it’s dropped in in $HOME/.ape. Then, if neither is defined, ./.ape is created in the current directory

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          Thanks, I missed it.

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    Replaces the older .com format, also compatible with the .bat and .lnk wrappers too.

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    chemical free

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      deleted by creator

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    @devilish666 hm. how does that work?

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