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nifty@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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nifty@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    10 other girls?! How did a dude with that many red flags get a goddamn harem?

    • Ugly Bob@sh.itjust.works
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      Looks like you don’t know the two rules of dating.

    • kautau@lemmy.world
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      Some girls are just drawn to red flags like moths to a flame

      • DarkMessiah@lemmy.world
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        Like bulls, they just go charging in when they see a red flag.

  • chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Yeah, I can fix him, but in the strictly vetinary context.

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    I’m gonna use “Relax, Bob the Builder.” The next time my son tries to arbitrarily stack things that don’t belong to him.

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    I like my new man how I like my new appliances, already working. If I have to fix it its because it alredy came broken from the factory.

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