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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前

shocked, I say

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shocked, I say

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前
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  • grandkaiser@lemmy.world
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    Steve Harvey: “We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?”

    Contestant: “The penis”

    SH: “A WUH… HUH??” audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder

    SH: O lordy… one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

    SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

    SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says… the board shows 100 for “penis” Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

    • Stache_@lemmy.ml
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      lol I read that as “existence as we know it comes to an ad” thinking you meant going into a perpetual commercial break

      • Antimoon51@lemmy.world
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        a perpetual commercial break

        This is how I imagine hell… Waiting for something to continue… forever…

        Anyways, I’m gonna get myself some popcorn. Someone else?

        • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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          Hey, uh…

          Microwaves broken, and we’re out of popcorn.

          The issues are related, and it’s Steve’s fault.

    • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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      you forgot the part where Steve Harvey, in the anguished tones of a man who has crossed hell and is delivering one final message, screams to the stage directors

      “THE PENIS”

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    That guy is an atheist hating asshole and has got far more miles from the shtick than ever should have.

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      Not to mention his being massively misogynistic, and his ‘Moral Barometer’ bullshit.

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      and completely unfunny, never done anything in his entire career except gape at the camera in mock surprise-- you could throw a rock in Antarctica and hit someone with more talent

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    deleted by creator

  • TunaCowboy@lemmy.world
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    The Steve Harvey Stare.

    • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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      Well that was certainly horrifyingly accurate.

    • Swiggles@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      deleted by creator

    • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      The Steve Harvey Stare.

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    Was flipping through the channels the other day and the question was something like “What is the last place you want to spend new years?”

    The person sad “Jail” and of course he collapses into the podium Whaaa. And of course it was the #1 answer.

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    I dunno who that Steve guy is, but what’s with that photo of Jamie Hyneman?!

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      It’s from an episode of Pingu. I only know this because it terrified me as a child and still haunts my nightmares as I approach my 40s.

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    I still have nightmares from that Pingu episode Dx

    • smitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Ikr why tf did they make such nightmare fuel

    • CaptKoala@lemmy.ml
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      Same

  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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    He’s really bad as a host

    That’s the only joke he has that isn’t racist

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        Maybe it’s an American thing

        To me Canada’s version is much better because we have a host that can actually read the questions and banter with the people

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  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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    This meme awoke deep rooted childhood trauma I completely forgot I had

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    Paul Harvey > Steve Harvey

    • UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca
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      Easy to beat, Steve Harvey is a very vocal anti-atheist. Immediate POS in my book.

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      Good day!

  • ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml
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    They did hwat with the who?

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