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roon@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

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  • Aussiemandeus @lemmy.world
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    Damn now i want to use condoms with my wife

    • revlayle@lemm.ee
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      deleted by creator

      • pazukaza@lemmy.ml
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        Get in line, pal.

  • Leyla :)@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    This is what I’m gonna pull out next time my girlfriend asks me to whip her.

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    Man, that might impress her so much that she might sleep with me!

    • ★Luma★@latte.isnot.coffee
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      If it doesn’t, remind yourself that duel-wielding is always impressive.

  • Stabbywithsocks1@lemmy.ml
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    Used to come in those little plastic bubbles you’d get from those coin dispensers. I always wanted the mini handcuffs.

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    With that sound whoooopssshh

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    Imagine using your light up sneakers to spot where the condom is and then using your heelies to wheel over to the bathroom because he didn’t use the condom in the end.

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    Would be better if it were not so obviously man’s leg - more believable.

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