

Stupid cornballing piece of shit!
The flurry of bleeps after kills me every time
Pondering my corn orb.

Mmmm, corb

Exactly what my mind was doing! 😂
I prefer cubic for easy stacking.
Well I have some good news!

New omegamart product line?
Whoa!
Mmmmm coob
When this catches on the other meme will finally make sense.
Round corn is peak 2025, narrow corn is the real OG though and future people know that
apparently the acquaintance of a friend of mine made this
That’s the kind of weird, unhinged shit that keeps me coming back to the Internet every day.
I feel like with a spherical plastic mold this could easily be made real in the same way that people do those pumpkin face molds and Buddha pears
But, that’s worse. You see how that’s worse, right?
It’s a textured anal orb.
For their pleasure
It’s for everyone
For 44.99$ or a witch toe
Gentlemen, Behold!
Not sure it’s a new thing to ponder, but it certainly is something to ponder.
It was round before.










