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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/38278963
American Wizards
I cast “bust a cap”.
There is a game called “trigger witch” that is based entirely on this concept
There’s an animated movie from the 70s I think called “Wizard”. This post reminded me of the end of the movie, 😆
Avada Kedavra = AK 47
You would not part an old man from his walking stick
Walking
stickglock.Glocking stick?

Ooh, even better. Ash is always the answer, good one, friend.
Wait untill you see my America enchanted gauntlet.

Yeah this was an actual real thing developed by the OSS during WW2, primarily for assasinations, the Sedgley Glove Gun.
One side is a plunger trigger, the other side is a one shot .38 cal gun.
… It pretty much just is a glove with a gun duct taped to it, it was used in Inglorious Basterds, and also real life, it literally is just punch someone in the head and also shoot them in the head at the same time.
Also, I have actually played in a TTRPG campaign, with this.
Not DnD, but a custom made Delta Green campaign.
Something like this works pretty easily in its standard ruleset, our setting was the 1960s, my character was an OSS->CIA analyst who’d kept this glove gun as a momento from a field agent … Delta Green has a whole sanity mechanic that involves people and things your character holds dear, that tether them to reality… this was one of them, for my character.
If Middle Earth had guns, Gandalf definitely would have carried an AK instead of a stick.
Tolkein fought in WW1, it’s no wonder he romanticized a time when wars were fought with swords. His war was a meat grinder over literal inches. Just waved of bullets and bombs that killed indiscriminately.
So he built a world where combat was about skill and one highly trained and motivated person could beat 100 enemies face to face
The people in WW1 with the highest kill counts were the ones that spent 12 hours a day loading shells into artillery miles from the fighting.
I cast BANG
Tap for spoiler
I cast « stop resisting »
I got a Potion of Resist Arrest!
Wizards. Good ol’ Ralph Bakshi.
Just watched it last weekend. Amazing style but a little boring and confusing
That’s Ralph Bakshi
What the hell I need to watch this
Oh yes, it’s a trip. I wish I could say it’s good, but well, it’s interesting?
That gets sampled in the song All Paladins Are Bastards
Tape over the slide will impede the action cycling. Also needs a stendo and a switch, to up the DPS of course.
I mean yes, but also, most (all?) glocks eject to the right, so… thats another problem here, the staff iself is gonna block case ejection, even if the action could cycle, in the depicted configuration.
True enough! A stick with a Y in it just under the trigger guard would be the ticket. Also just laughing at the idea that you smack the end of the staff on the ground to shoot.
LOL, a new take on the phrase ‘boom stick’.
Yeah this here’s my America enchanted staff… she’s a slam-fire.
These are magic!
“I SHALL STAND MAH GROUND!”
bonk - BANG!
[Reference] I cast Iron!
He gotta have something in case he runs out of mana
Let’s get a GTA/Harry Potter crossover.











