Trick: you get american cheese

Call it “Trick or cheese”, it’s right there.

I heard of local traditions is a village here in Germany where adults go from house to house and sing songs to get a beer

I know someone who hates cheese, this works on so many levels.

White people love cheese. You give the meanest white man some cheese, and he’ll turn into Mr Rogers

Ok, I’m in! What costume do you think my cheese would like to go as this year?

I like the idea, but I want to do it in France. And I demand vine to my free cheese.

And baguette!

Everybody hates the house that gives out cheez wiz

Like some rat??

Hell, I’ll trick or treat butt for free.

Add wine yes plz

No thanks, I’m not too into supporting animal abuse