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kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago

Zerkin off rule

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Zerkin off rule

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kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago
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  • bbpolterGAYst (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    zerma zerks off his zenis to charge his zrystal

  • Selmafudd@lemmy.world
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    Brah what a long way to ask for a jacking off buddy

  • Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml
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    Is there people who believe this BS?

    • RQG@lemmy.world
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      At this point I can answer this question with a firm yes without knowing what the BS in question actually is.

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        It’s never actually a lot of people, but always more than you’d hope.

    • Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.world
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      No, this is a shit post. Thats a youtuber’s picture

      • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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        Those things aren’t mutually exclusive

      • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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        Step 1: be a YouTube influencer

        Step 2: share your weird creepy fetish stuff online and then pretend it’s just a prank if nobody likes it

    • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Ive been zerking it with my buds to get the sweet power from my white crystal for years, the fact you’re hearing about it now males you one of the lucky ones.

    • kingthrillgore@lemmy.mlOP
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      This is based on a real Craigslist post so probably

    • Ace0fBlades@lemmy.world
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      I’m pretty sure the whole concept of this post was a game grumps bit

      The picture is of Jerma

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      What’s BS about jacking it with a bro? I don’t get what could be weird about two hot dudes jacking it to spread positive vibes

  • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Do they make zerk off crystals but for girls? Zilly crystals? I dunno anygirly wanna be a broad and recharge our girl powers together?

    • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      There are fields of witchcraft study about crystals. Talk to any of the sisters to get hooked up with a specialist. Maybe even come have tea with the coven.

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    Jerma’s getting ZONKED on stream while wearing this crystal

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    I love that he demands a picture of his potential jerkoff buddies wearing a crystal yet he isn’t in the one of himself 😄

    • Baut [she/her] auf.@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      He’s a PSYCHO, doesn’t surprise me

    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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      Do people think this is the actual craigslist poster?

      I can see some creative writer pissed at some random guy deciding to take matters into their own hands.

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        I could see it going either way tbh 😄

    • TheSambassador@lemmy.world
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      The guy in the picture is Jerma, a fairly popular streamer.

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    Is that Jerma? I knew he’s kind of off the rails, but I didn’t think he went that far.

    • bbpolterGAYst (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      jerma has zerked off on stream multiple times

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