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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5日前

It's a miracle!

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It's a miracle!

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5日前
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    j6pe4risrzr91-933455980

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      I’m in this meme and I don’t like it

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    What the fuck am I looking at?

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      Little Antivaxxleigh is a purebred! She has natural immunity from everything, except she doesn’t, because she had measles and has immune amnesia! I know because I spent 20 minutes on a Facebook page called Mom’s Who Dont Give Their Babies Poison Even Though They Already Have Autism For Some Reason.

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        The Tylenol is airborne now!!!

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          I thought they patched in Bluetooth functionality to replace the airborne feature

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          Not in the air. Its the 5g dontchaknow, so use all your toxic social networking on a strictly 4g connection so the waves dont Tylenol your kids!

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        That is a peak specimen of the human species I tell you what you can tell her momma wasn’t chowing down on Tylenol during that pregnancy.

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        Raised naturally on Nestle brand baby formula!

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        She looks like she’s having mitochondrial challenges

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      A fully grown, mature, adult Labubu.

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      The next step on our evolution

    • BCBoy911@lemmy.ca
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      The price of freedom. 🫡

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        Eternal vigilance?

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      Right wing dreams come true

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    Someone call a witcher, that’s a lubberkin if I ever saw one

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    The name hurts. Not because of how ridiculous it is, but how I could see that happening now…

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    Not really all that much more disturbing than the actual outcome - a dead baby.

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    Bwahahahah!

    Wait until it dies and earns it’s “angle” wings!

    (…am gonna let myself out now… )

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    You can tell that cutie had daily doses of bleach injections as recommended by the orange supreme leader. It has the best most beautiful skin and the most amazing unique smile.

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    Is that a tail or a penis?

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      Xor? No.

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      It is

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    deleted by creator

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    Pretty sad this is what we’ve come to see a natural birth and growth as.
    I mean I get that vaccines are good for us, but is this really the image of what we are without them?

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      Say what now?

      This is a child with smallpox. That IS an image of what we are without them. Shall I rustle up some polio sufferers and children on ECMO and things too?

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      Not too far off.

      Though it would be harder to see because they’d be in an iron lung.

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        Or, you know, FUCKING DEAD

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      Sure, it can go right, but it can also go very very wrong, then you either die or become a drooling }paralyzed burden on the rest of us until you do.

      I’m for taking care of people kind of no matter what, but let’s not make more work for no fucking reason. I’m convinced this is just a fascist plot to make communism harder by overwhelming us with the oceans of their mangled still barely breathing r strategist young. Literally trying to break us with mountains of dead babies. Part of ehy they hate birth control too.

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