The entire party showed up all using Zee Bashew’s lucky halfling diviner build and called themselves the Fellowship of the Rng
DM plans to use a fumble chart and he’ll be damned if any players are getting out of a nat 1 easy by playing halfling
I mean, my best guess? Like chaotic neutral, players who “must” play halflings do it because they want to play to type… a very, very annoying type that doesn’t make for a fun time at the table… and saying this weeds them out.
Fun fact earth used to have Halflings until god band them
god band
God banned?
Brother loves traveling salvation show?
Edit: “god gave you two good hands! When your brothers in trouble you reach out one hand for him, unless he’s a halfling, because that’s what it’s there for. When your in trouble you reach out your other hand to the man upstairs, unless your a halfling, because that’s what he’s there for!”
War crimes, Jerry
Darksun during the Cleansing Wars?
