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cr3w@lemmy.dbzer0.com to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago

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cr3w@lemmy.dbzer0.com to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago
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  • Narrrz@kbin.social
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    the rocket ship then switches to automatic operations and returns to earth.

    (Elon is entirely incinerated by the rocket exhaust)

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      Go on, it’s just getting good.

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        He cries while cratled in a martian crater. There is no one to vaildate his feelings, so he is left with only his ever-present thoughts of guilt and shame. He gets crush by a big-ass rock. The end.

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        Let him cook

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      No, let him live, we could still use him to see how long an (Elon Musk species) could survive alone on Mars.

      • Narrrz@kbin.social
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        that’s making some unfounded assumptions about a) elon’s species, and b) how representative he could be.

        typically parasites don’t survive well without their host.

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          Oh yeah fair

  • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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    Jeff never seems to have bad ideas or bad jokes.

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      I think I like Jeff. Jeff seems like a cool dude I dunno.

      • an angrier terrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        yeah of course jeff is cool. hes a baby landshark and sharks are cool as hell

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    whoreslut-supreme speaks truth

    • Narrrz@kbin.social
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      they always do…

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    Be the change you want to see in the world.

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    deleted by creator

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    Elon Musk has never been to space.

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      sadly

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