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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Remember kids, HR is not your friend.

    • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.world
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      Nor are they a resource!

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        It’s you that is the resource.

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        Nor human

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    Recruiter: Why is there a gap in your resume?

    Me: Why has this position been hiring every month?

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    “I want to branch out and gain new experiences to broaden my skillset.” is the BS line I usually go with when I’m interviewing for a job outside my current specialty. Which has been every job I’ve interviewed for. Since my organization has rotation programs, it’s a well-accepted reason. Especially when the actual reason was “I’m fleeing a hostile takeover of my last department.” or “I gotta get the fuck out of Florida, it’s 2017.”

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      I tend to go for ‘you approached me, and this sounds interesting’

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      when I’m interviewing for a job outside my current specialty.

      Actually jealous of you even getting an interview like this. Where I am, experience of less than a year is considered inadequate and candidates are usually ghosted without even getting any interview.

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    You could put any caption with this image, it’s just too funny

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    I’m looking to expand my network, and build synergies with new colleagues. I want to maximize our KPIs

    How am I doing with the canned bullshit rhetoric? Did I get the job?

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      You forgot empowering the department

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      You’re getting good. Now you just need to sing this song in the interview.

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    “is this a new role or a backfill?”

    “Yes”

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    “What are your expectations for salary for this position?” “What is the salary range for this position?”

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    What are your salary expectations?

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    The lost Dr Seuss Poem

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