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Pee in bed. Great success
Don’t even think about it
Head empty, bladder also empty
can’t get out of bed because too scared of the ominous creature in the hallway
The dog probably needs to pee, too.
Literally my life with !cfs@feddit.de. Not necessarily with the waking up part.
As an old guy with Gout, this is my life. Pee.
Why is the bed getting warm?
As an old guy with Gout, this is my life. Pee.
Body: Ok I’m almost done with filtering out all the salt from that trout you just ate.
Me: We’re outta water tho.
Body: The fuck you mean we’re out? Then get more dumbass. And don’t eat salty stuff before bedtime.
