Y’know what? In a time of bitter partisan divide in the USA, Epstein was building bridges, BOTH parties agree that his story must be buried because one of their guys was in it.

Yeah! We need to stop being distracted by this cabal of the rich and powerful, sex trafficking children and contracting murders with the complicity of entirety of the criminal justice system and focus on the important things!

Such as…

Reaching across the aisle to end the socialist menace by making ranked-choice illegal!

Trump: says bullshit

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single human:

No organism:

Democrats: I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AGREE WITH THIS

this should be treated as an automatic confession

Richtie Torres: “Guys. This is a distraction. We need to discuss serious issues. Why aren’t republicans currently passing a bill to give Israel $15B more? Why do they hate Israel? Wanna prove you love Jewish people? Stop talking about Israel’s greatest agen-- err. Epstein. And pass more aid! Right now!”

It’s so weird to me that they managed to keep the damn cat in the bag for so long and now they’re totally fumbling it and the cat is ripping out the couch shitting everywhere so bad even the MAGA diehards are struggling to ignore the smell.

these people just come out and say they’re on the list?

Lol they just flexing because they know they will get away with it and maybe it will be memory holed.

That’s… quite an odd thing to say about the investigation on who was the most vile PDF file in human history.

My t-shirt that says there was no conspiracy behind Jeffery Epstein is attracted a lot of questions my shirt already answered!

Ok but what does Ryan Stiles have to say?

is this guy auditioning for the approval of America’s pedophile ruling class?

This is so funny