• Prehensile_cloaca @lemm.ee
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    32 minutes ago

    Don’t invite this person. They’ll make errands that should be an hour into a 3 hour escapade while complaining every 25 minutes about being hungry and wanting snacks.

    Eat a whole fucking meal, like an adult.

    • Pandemanium@lemm.ee
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      7 minutes ago

      Did my elderly mother suddenly find her way onto the fediverse? She used to say shit like this when I was a toddler.

  • DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world
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    1 hour ago

    If we have to spend money to enjoy hanging out, we are not friends. But if you eat some honey roasted almonds from the bag in my center console when I offer, I love you.

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    6 hours ago

    One of the few benefits of going out is getting to reward oneself with a cheeky little nibble.