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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

I give up on this capitalist rat race, and I'm going to spend my time with my wife and kids from now on!

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I give up on this capitalist rat race, and I'm going to spend my time with my wife and kids from now on!

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Hot Saucerman@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    Just don’t go Falling Down.

    • silentknyght@lemmy.world
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      That is such a good and sad film.

  • TheRazorX@kbin.social
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    Normalize turning on DND permanently.

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      Years ago, I read a great piece of advice (they were talking about a home landline, but the meaning still applies): “The telephone is there for your convenience, not the caller’s.”

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        Bingo.

        I have people who I actually want to receive calls from on the “pass through” list, but when I just want to relax? Everyone else goes straight to voicemail.

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      I usually do that. Why not… Fuck everyone that expects me to change my life for them. Those aren’t friends.

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    Just throw someone else’s phone into the ocean. Then you get to experience the thrill without the consequences. I mean unless you get caught.

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    You children will never know the pleasure of slamming down the handset of an old rotary phone.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Maybe I’ll start them out on it at home. Get a landline and stuff.

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    Can relate to that :D

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    But why brain? Why?

  • SaniFlush [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Better than throwing it in the squeegie water at a gas station, like Kahn in King of the Hill.

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