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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago

Kill me now.

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Kill me now.

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    12. Tim Walz

    11. Josh Stein

    10. Andy Beshear

    9. Gavin Newsom

    8. Raphael Warnock

    7. Wes Moore

    6. Ruben Gallego

    5. John Fetterman (lmao)

    4. jokermala

    3. pete-eat

    2. Gretchen Whitmer

    So a bunch of governors and extremely stupid choices

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I’d mock the author for having the Secretary of Transport ‘bread price fixer’ and Vice President ‘born again neocon’ on the list, but honestly the way Dems work either one might actually be the nominee lmao

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Also, the numbering got fucked up, but I can’t figure out how to fix it shrug-outta-hecks

      Edit: thanks to the two people who jumped in to tell me the correct formatting :)

      • AernaLingus [any]@hexbear.net
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        The way that Markdown number lists work (on Lemmy) is that they take the first number in the list and then count up from there regardless of what you actually type for the subsequent numbers. Your options are either putting the list in ascending order or doing away with numbered list formatting entirely by escaping the periods like so:

        12\. Doofus 12  
        11\. Doofus 11
        

        and so on, which looks like this:

        12. Doofus 12
        11. Doofus 11

        Note that you’ll need to add two spaces to the end of each line to get line breaks if you take this approach (you can copy from my comment’s source below by clicking the little page icon under my comment)

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        12. Tim Walz
        11. Josh Stein
        10. Andy Beshear
        9. Gavin Newsom
        8. Raphael Warnock
        7. Wes Moore
        6. Ruben Gallego
        5. John Fetterman (lmao)
        4. jokermala
        3. pete-eat
        2. Gretchen Whitmer

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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        A broken example of 3, 2, 1 vvv


        Use “\” to stop automatic formatting.

        Fixed vvv

        3. blah blah
        2. blah blah
        1. blah blah


        In code vvv

        3\. blah blah
        2\. blah blah
        1\. blah blah

        Important - end each line with two spaces or you’ll get this vvv

        3. blah blah 2. blah blah 1. blah blah

    • ProletarianDictator [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      The best ones are the ones I haven’t never heard of yet.

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Maybe it’s for the best if they were right about 2024 being the last American election

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

      • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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        I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

        • yewtu.be
        • inv.nadeko.net
        • yt.artemislena.eu
        • piped.video
  • D61 [any]@hexbear.net
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    Okayokayokay… hear me out.

    What if we try a white Obama?

    saul-your-honor

    • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Nah it’s the mayor from the wire who cared more about optics than the city not Saul

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    Hear me out…

    Josh & Liz 2028 ∙ Because UNITY is important

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      They’d run Liz at the top of the ticket to appear more genuine.

    • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Why not hildog & Liz at that point. its their turn

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    They’re running Liz Cheney. no-no-no-wait-wait-wait

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    Aren’t they forgetting our two most valuable candidates?

    flattened-bernie

    hillary-disgust

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Bernie & Hillary 2028 ∙ He’s a little bit country. She’s a little bit rock & roll.

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    party-sicko

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