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Bureaucrat@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago

The straights are not okay

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The straights are not okay

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Bureaucrat@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • carpoftruth [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Just FYI, 95% of that sub is LLM slop, 4% is made up by humans, 1% is maybe true stories.

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Yeah, this is definitely “Women be Cray-Cray, am I right gents? Upvotes to the right” smuglord

      • Bureaucrat@hexbear.netOP
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        Women do be shopping

        • Bureaucrat@hexbear.netOP
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          And men be sportsbetting amirite fellas?

          • BobDole [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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            I lost my house to Draft Kings

            • Bureaucrat@hexbear.netOP
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              lmao so true bestie!

    • Feline@hexbear.net
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      tbf it was psychotic hetero shit pre-LLM, too

    • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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      Oh shit, I didn’t even think of that, but yeah, these “creative writing exercise” subreddits would be almost entirely LLM detritus at this point.

    • Bureaucrat@hexbear.netOP
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      denji-just-like-me fr

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    His ex coulda farted on that chair

    • Bureaucrat@hexbear.netOP
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      might even have shidded

      • OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml
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        Okay but snarts are funny

  • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    god this is carbrained

    • Bureaucrat@hexbear.netOP
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      If I’m iffy about sitting in the carseat that your ex sat in, you can forget about me using the seat on the tandem your ex used. That’s been all up between her buttcheeks

      • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        god now I’m curious how far you’d have to bicycle of theseus the tandem to get her to sit on it. Like is changing the seat fine? The handlebars, too? Pedals?

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          I’m curious how far someone would be willing to indulge the other. I can sort of understand being weird about a bicycle seat, if you have a thing with germs maybe. And the handles I guess, if they’re made out of that cheap rubber that rubs off on your hands. By the time I’m asked to put a new bell on the bike is when I’ll be tapping out.

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    But it’s the queers ruining the sanctity of marriage

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    never questioning yourself at all tends to make people eventually become insufferable

  • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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    MFW my ex sat on my face: kitty-cri

  • BigLenin [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Okay this is probably made up, but there was one time my (now former) GF and I got into a fight cuz we went to this restaurant and our server turned out to be my ex’s roommate. Not even my ex, by her ROOMMATE!

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    Just put a bunch of bugs that eat dead skin there, problem solved

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Another relationship saved by detritivorous insects, the little guys really get the job done.

    • 0x0520 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Or, alternatively, apply a layer of fresh, neutral skin like fleshy gilt.

  • principalkohoutek [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Many such cases

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    Clinton Cargill I don’t care what you say, I will not get into a car that HER pussy has touched

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    I hope the fiancé doesn’t think too carefully about in what other places the ex has sat

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    At least she ain’t telling him to get a new bed

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