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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

It's real savings.

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It's real savings.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    digging into wallet … Wait! … who’s butt? Yours or mine? … eh shrug … continues digging into wallet

    • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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      No Ifs, Ands

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        Hopefully there are still buts though?

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          No yiffs, glans, or butts.

          … i just myself really uncomfortable for a pun.

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            Bake him away, toys

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    Haha vandalizing someones property when they’re in an unstable living situation, lol this is so funny.

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      What makes you think they didn’t do this themselves?

      They are just advertising their business.

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        Yeah, an ex of mine told me the story of a “friend”, who put a tent up on a festival with a sign reading “long haired men fuck for free”

        There was a fucking line outside the tent

        So yeah, why not, if it’s consensual.
        Still, the hygienics are probably questionable…

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        Name one person prostituting for $5 that is in a stable living situation.

  • AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The old Subway jingle is now playing in my head.

  • comador @lemmy.world
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    Free STD with every purchase!

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    Toilet paper? Is the 5 monies for a single roll or for a complete pack?

  • Lexam@lemmy.world
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    Troy?

  • BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de
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    You have to sing it like the subway commercial.

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    deleted by creator

  • tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The orange tent is like the butt stuff version of a blue light special!

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    I hope they spend their butt money on grammar school 'cause they put the dollar sign after the amount

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    What’s our secret? Low overhead! And we pass the savings on to you, our valued customer!

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    No butt stuff

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